Thursday, September 2, 2010

10 ways

Someone sent me a rather funny little list of ways to piss of a pagan. I got to thinking about different ways people have offended me because of me not being of the same faith. I can laugh now but then it wasnt so funny then.

10 ways to piss of "this" Alternative spiritual practitioner

assume I wont accept a prayer because I dont follow your religion.

tell me Im going to hell

assume I know nothing about Christianity

tell me what I do is garbage

assume Im Wiccan

tell me I need mental help for talking to spirits

tell me I cant be what I am because I dont own a cat

come into my kitchen and ask for newt tails

be a man, and tell me "You must be casting a spell on me because I think Im am falling in love you."

confuse bitch with witch


yeah pretty funny huh? yes they all have been said to me LOL newt tails in the kitchen HAHAHAHA really.... the lizards and toads I keep in the altar cabinet. No self respecting cook keeps them in the kitchen. *bats eyelashes coyly* WEG

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