Good lord the time has come. The gray hairs are starting to come in at a steady rate. The hot flashes are non stop and the moods have begun. I now understand why old women are treasured. If they make it through this stage without ending up in jail, in the hospital or asylum it is a miracle! They have learned to control temperament. Let the Croning begin! I will now buy a nice fan to fan myself. I will take 6 showers a day. I will no longer care much about my waistline and be more concerned with my comfort. Screw the long flowing hair! pin that bitch up as far off the back of my neck as possible! I just don't give a flying rats ass about what other people think. It is the most amazing liberating and odd feeling. I will be fifty in six months. I think this birthday is going to be a doozy!
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